Define "chronic" masturbator.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Sorry about my life...
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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