i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
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also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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