So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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