honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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