I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
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