yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
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