i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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