Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
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we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
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That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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