Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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