New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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