I'm going to jail i love you
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
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I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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