what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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