I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
True strength comes from lack of pants
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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