all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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