i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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