It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
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I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
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I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
How drunk are you?
Completed.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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