How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize