ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
