your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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