he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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