i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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