I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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