We won't sleep together?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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