theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
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You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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