Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
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Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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