Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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