question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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