what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
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i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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