he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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