My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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