i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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