PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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