Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
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He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
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My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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