I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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