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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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