Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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