No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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