whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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