you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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