Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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