Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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