I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
it hurts more in the daytime
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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