i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
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ttyl tear gas
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
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I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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