I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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