If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
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don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
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