and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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