I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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