Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Girls should come with a carfax report
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
What a dumb baby whore.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
