my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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