people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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