I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
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I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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