just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
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My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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