I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.