I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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